There once was a man with a beard...
His name is Wally.
So this "Wally" guy, he likes all kinds of dumb stuff. Stuff like cats, guns, fast cars, motorcycles, heavy metal, cats, photography, rap, computers, video games, cats, vaping, comic books, model aviation, Taylor Swift, cats, and Mexican food. You know, the better things in life. There is only one problem. He is an anti-social asshole, and needed to create a website as an excuse to go out and be more sociable. So here you are, on that very website, reading about this guy who would probably be someone cool to hang out and watch explosions with, if he wasn't a reclusive bitch. He has some friends, and they all share various interests with him. Friends like Big Mike, and Brent, and Kyle, and Adam, and Geoff.
Yes, he does, in fact, have more than two friends, and they are more than friends; They are his family. And that is what #drunkontacos is all about: Family.
They, along with other friends, will also be introduced here as time permits.